“食，色”的辩证关系－观李安电影《色，戒》和《饮食男女》有感

• 孔夫子曰：“食，色，性也”。
• 有成语说：“秀色可餐”。
• 主席语录：“美食误事，美色亡国－千万不要忘记阶级斗争”。
• 王朔调侃：“男人活着是为了两个‘巴’－嘴巴和鸡巴”。

How Xtreme GREEN I am

• I don't have a car, even a driver's license, in a country living on four wheels
• I have two bikes (one is backup). So most time I use pedal power, rather than petrol power get to the place distance from 5km to 20 km.
• If the distance is less than 5km, I walk or jog to there.
• I take public transportation. I support more tax on petrol and that tax money should be put into the fund supporting environment conservation.
• I eat more veggie, seldom eat meat. I don't drink milk. So there is no point I can see why need to transfer bush into farms.
• I refuse to drink coffee, only love GREEN tea...

Cheek to Cheek - By Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong

Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven, I'm in heaven
And the cares that hung around me through the week
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesn't thrill me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I don't enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Now Mamma Dance with me
I want my arm(s) about you
That (Those) charm(s) about you
Will carry me through...

(Right up) To heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

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为什么现在写文章一定要中，英文混合，不伦不类

为什么现在写文章一定要中，英文混合，不伦不类，坚决给自已扣上一个假洋鬼子的帽子呢？看看:

1. 《围城》中的李梅亭，firstname 翻译成英文的 mating，Mr. Lee 人渣的形象立刻就 live 起来。
2. APEC 上, "呆胞"代表施正荣与 Bush and 其它国家领导人 interaction 硬牵强成中文的"频频互动"，就显得太 gay 了...

A Coffee Song

美女加咖啡，一人来一杯。
喝完第一杯，再来第二杯。

今宵离别后，何日君再来？
难得几回颜，不欢更何待。

The bright side of the life

When an unknown beautiful MM kindly asks you to "get lost" after you ask her number on the street, what you should do?

You should always know that "get lost" is still much better than "sod off" or "f__k off". And you should always be positive and see the bright side of the life. That's an encouragement for a "pest" person just like me. So move on, there are plenty of other PLMMs on the street. If you don't have a lot things to do, be a "troublemaker"...

So the good point is that - don't take you too seriously, and don't take other people too seriously too. Otherwise, you will really get yourself lost.

死猪不怕开水烫

俗话说，死猪不怕开水烫。当然，跟 MM 约会，看电影，下馆子不能去装死猪的。这年头，追 MM 要拿出活猪也不怕开水烫的精神来 － 刀山敢上（进屠宰场），火海敢闯（红烧乳猪）。

Yum yum!

好色而不淫乃大丈夫也

我希望历史会给我一个公正的评价。 For example, the one I quite like - "This guy has nothing but the money".

我希望死后墓碑刻者三个大字，不是"老色鬼"，

...

而是"大情圣"...

癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉之“无间道”版

俗话说，癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉，但社会的现实是许许多多的天鹅都是被癞蛤蟆吃到了。So the one million dollars question is: 你是想继续做一只高傲的大公鸡呢，还是做一只有天鹅肉吃的癞蛤蟆呢？

The meaning of his story is NOT 让所有的男人都变成癞蛤蟆，等待美丽公主的亲吻而变成王子。而是要学习癞蛤蟆能吃苦受罪，甘于低下，有着十足 patience and persistence 的精神。

追 MM 不能用胡萝卜加大棒的方法，一是要尊重妇女，严禁暴力，二来这是美国人用来对付驴子的。

追 MM 要送鲜花和炸弹。当然炸弹不是用来点燃 MM 的激情的。炸弹是 show 给 MM，不成功就点爆自已的。

hehe :-P